5th
On the first day of December, the Procter and Gamble Company gave to me…
ONE GIANT BLUE BOX:
Inside:
One P&G Cooler
Two P&G Reusable Shopping Bags
Two Oral-B Toothbrushes
One Oral-B Floss Picks Plus Scope
One Crest Weekly Clean Intensive Cleaning Paste
Two Mr. Clean Magic Erasers
One Dawn Plus Hand Renewal Dishwashing Liquid
One Pringles Baked Wheat Stix
One Pringles Mexican Layered Dip Restaurant Cravers
One Puffs Ultra Soft & Strong
One Herbal Essences Hydralicious Self-Targeting Shampoo
One Herbal Essences Hydralicious Self-Targeting Conditioner
One Old Spice Red Zone Glacial Falls Body Wash
One Old Spice Pro Strength Deodorant
One Olay Definity 14 Day Skin Rehabilitation Treatment
One Gucci Eau de Parfum
One Charmin Freshmates Adult Flushable Wipes
One IAMS MiniChunks Proactive Health Dog Food
One Box of Chocolate Almonds
And One PED-O-METER
I will admit, some of the items will be more useful to me than others, but I enjoy the tradition. P&G has been giving gifts annually to its employees and retirees around the holidays since 1890. I have no use for the dog food and refuse to use the flush-able wipes, the rest of which I probably can find uses for. I laughed when I saw the pedometer, I guess they want us to stay in shape! I’m sure it will lower health care bills sometime down the line. Maybe I will incorporate it into my new-year’s resolution?
